Funny Quotes

"The English may not like music - but they absolutely love the noise it makes".  Sir Thomas Beecham "Wagner's music is better than it sounds".  Mark Twain "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense".  Tom Clancy "I am easily satisfied with the very best".  Winston Churchill "I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon".  Ronald Reagan "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before".  Mae West "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like".  Abraham Lincoln Mit Übersetzungen schwieriger Wörter am Fuß jeder Seite.